第一集：The hidden stash S:No,you're never gonna win,Max. M:You know,when I was born,the doctors tried to pry my dead twin sister from my hands, but I never let go.She was my first doll. 译文：不，你永远都不可能赢的Max。我出生的时候医生还想把我死去的双胞胎妹妹从我手里撬出来。但我就是不撒手她是我的第一个洋娃娃。 C:I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet. 译文：我都穷到拿肥皂盒当钱包了。
第二集：And the Pearl Necklace S:You know, every time I come here,I'm surprised you're still open. 译文：嘿！每次我来这，都很惊讶这店居然还没有倒闭 M:There is no luck. There is only work 译文：运气是不存在的.工作才是最真实的 M:Might as well face it. You and I are on our own. 译文：还是面对现实吧，我们要靠自己 M:Actually the only time my mother bought milk was when my face was on the side of the carton. 译文：事实上 我妈唯一次买牛奶是因为我把店里的牛奶偷喝光了 C:We'll get there, Max. Because you and I have something Martha Stewart and machines don't.M:Unpaid bills? C:No, each other. 译文：我们会成功的 Max，因为我们身上有Martha Stewart和蛋糕机都没有的特质。没付清的账单?不，我们有彼此。
第三集： And the Hold-Up M:Han, you can't let your mommy keep bullying you. Stand up to her. You're a 53-year-old man. H:Max, I am 29. 译文：Han 你不能总让你老妈这么欺负你。要勇敢反抗，你都是个53岁的男人了。Max 我才29岁。 bully：欺小凌弱；stand up to：抵抗； 第四集： And The Cupcake War S:Lady chatterbox says your business is in big trouble. M:Please, everything seems big to Han. 译文：长舌妇说你们的生意遇到了大麻烦。得了吧 就Han的个头 看什么都是大事 chatterbox：喋喋不休的人 C:Max, why don't you ever let yourself dream? M:Because in my dreams, spiders are always eating my eyes. 译文：Max 你为什么就不愿意幻想一番呢？因为在我的梦里，总有蜘蛛在吃我的眼珠子 M:Crew necks are for squares and Mormons. C:Oh, cute! Should we do mine? M:I don't know. If you have no car, why open the garage? 译文：圆领衫是给"飞机场"和摩门教徒穿的。太棒了! 给我也来一刀吧?我就不明白了，你胸无三两肉，露个毛啊? crew neck：水手领 That's your brand. The muscle and the hustle. The doubled's and the ditz. 译文：这是你们的招牌。一个勤奋一个瞎忙活。波霸姐和无脑妹 hustle：赶紧；ditz：没头脑的人
第五集： And the Pre-Approved Credit Card M:I can't believe you masking taped the shoe to your leg. C:I know but these are Christian Louboutins aneven all busted up like this they still have the classic red bottoms. M:You know what else has red bottoms? baboons. 译文：难以置信 你居然用胶带包鞋子。我知道 但这鞋子可是Louboutin啊(名牌鞋 以红鞋底著称)。虽然它已经被整得面目全非但这经典的红鞋底仍在。你知道还有什么是"红底"的吗？猴子屁股。